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Mazel Tov – Special Announcement!!!

SIMAN TOV & MAZEL TOV!!!!

Mamish moments after tonight’s posting went out, and in these dark times, a new light began to shine.

The heylige Ois and eishes chayil are very excited to announce that their children Zachary and Ariella Grossman gave birth to a baby boy. Actually, only Ariella gave birth but the Zachmeister claims to have been at her side coaching along. Baby Grossman arrived at 7:54PM and weighed in at 7lb 3 oz (keyn ayin horo); may he grow to 6’ and no more than 180 lbs., and may he be a source of nachas always to all.

Mazel tov to great grandparents Ellen and Irving Bader, to great grandmother Margo Silverman, to our machatunim Karen and Allen Perl, to the many uncles aunts and cousins, and of course to ourselves, Lisa and Yitz Grossman.