The Oisvorfer Ruv – Weekly Parsha Review Laced with Humor and Sarcasm from The Oisvorfer Ruv

The Oisvorfer Ruv

Weekly Parsha Review Laced with Humor and Sarcasm from The Oisvorfer Ruv

Tazria – Metzoira 2026: Fifty Shades of Red

April 16, 2026

Pesach – Shir Hashirim 2026: Love, Danger, and the Holy of Holies

April 7, 2026

Pesach 2026: Certified Kosher for Confusion

April 1, 2026

Tzav 2026 – The Blood We Don’t Reenact: Clean Doorposts, Complicated Questions

March 26, 2026

SPECIAL EDITION: The Inch That Changed Everything

March 22, 2026

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Shelach 2020: Does Forgiveness Come With, or Without Punishment?

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Emor 2016

tishabav

Voeschanan 2017 - Did Moishe Ever Step Foot Into the Promised Land?

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Vayikra 2012 – Korbonois

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Shoiftim 2016 - War Games

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Lech Lecha 2011

terumah

Teruma 2011: Got Wood?

Gavin, Robert, 1827-1883; Rebekah at the Well

Chaya Soro 2019: Hymens, Intact and Broken

2012

Tzav 2012 – Thanksgiving in March

Designer Bags On Sale - Authentic Designer Shopping

Stretch To Heal

Designer Shoes On Sale - Shop Designer Shoes

Jewelry On Sale - Shop Jewelry & Diamonds

Yitz Grossman Torah

Tazria – Metzoira 2026: Fifty Shades of Red

April 16, 2026 0 Comments

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Pesach – Shir Hashirim 2026: Love, Danger, and the Holy of Holies

April 7, 2026 0 Comments

Print this PostRaboyseyee and Ladies, Love, Danger, and the Holy of Holies Full Disclosure: This past Shabbis morning, with the heylige Ois mamish occupied by his grandchildren, he lost track

Pesach 2026: Certified Kosher for Confusion

April 1, 2026 0 Comments

Tzav 2026 – The Blood We Don’t Reenact: Clean Doorposts, Complicated Questions

March 26, 2026 0 Comments

SPECIAL EDITION: The Inch That Changed Everything

March 22, 2026 2 Comments

Vayikra 2026: Six Hundred and Thirteen? Not Exactly!

March 19, 2026 0 Comments

Vayakhale – Pikudei 2026: Worth Repeating

March 12, 2026 0 Comments

Ki Sisa 2026: The Chelbino Revisited

March 5, 2026 0 Comments

Tetzaveh 2026: Careful Who You Marry & Sanctioned Intermarriage

February 26, 2026 0 Comments

Teruma 2026: The Stolen Menorah

February 19, 2026 0 Comments

Mishpotim 2026: Robert F. Kennedy vs Moishe

February 12, 2026 0 Comments

Yisroy 2026: Myth Busters

February 6, 2026 0 Comments

Beshalach 2026: Lore, Not Fable — Teleology at the Sea

January 29, 2026 0 Comments

Boi 2026: Improper Vetting

January 22, 2026 0 Comments

Voera 2026: The Snake, The Mekubal & The Snake Oil Salesman

January 15, 2026 0 Comments

Shemois 2026: When Moishe Became a Comic Book Hero

January 8, 2026 0 Comments

Vayichi 2026: The Great Spinmeisters

January 1, 2026 0 Comments

Vayigash – December 2025: Yoisef’s Clean Hands and / or Cold Revenge

December 25, 2025 0 Comments

Miketz – Shabbis Chanukah 2025: A Holiday Missing Its Heroes; Chanukah Without the Maccabees

December 18, 2025 0 Comments

Vayeshev 2025: The Less-Than-Holy, Less-Than-Perfect, Yet Selected Few

December 11, 2025 1 Comment

Vayishlach 2025: Double D’s

December 4, 2025 0 Comments

Vayetzei 2025: Yaakov vs. Lovon – Biblical Reality TV at Its Finest

November 27, 2025 0 Comments